oh my god I didn't know your sister was this good at french kissing
erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
She was sleeping without a shirt so I thought I wouldI sneaked a peek at her nipples..than I realized they were just warts...on her back.
Not to make her into that kind of girl, but she did have a condom mural
Hey! I was tired. I threw up in two parking lots yesterday.
Having him as a wingman is like telling the girl you already have aids
I vaguely remember having a 'grass is greener' conversation about our nipples. Dream or beautiful reality?
Beautiful, beautiful reality
She gave us all a pep talk at the bus stop at 1 AM. It involved cupcakes and somehow ended with her making out with her best friend. God bless college.
And I just realized we will be at a strip club when the end of the world is supposed to happen. This is destiny
This guy on the bus keeps leaning over and sniffing my hair.
I feel like everyone in class can tell we had a threesome last weekend.
And then he said, "let's have sex and I'll send you home with enchiladas."
what is considered shitting yourself?
Like my underwear wasn't soiled, but there was definitely a departure from my asshole.
That portable toilet under the bed? Turns out it was a tuba. Explains alot.
guess who smoked weed with their grandpa tonight. and no it wasn't me.
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