oh. my. god. the guy i hooked up with last night is currently wearing a dress.
How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
Bisexual people are plain selfish.
I was curling my hair today and I looked at my curling iron and thought...
You at least unplugged it right?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
We learned about herpes today in bio. I might as well have given the lecture
Baffled as to how I'm gonna get 150lbs of sand out of my basement.
"Take a picture of me motorboating molly" was probably not my best career move
I mean it's not my fault he had a floor mat that read "put out or get out". What was I supposed to do?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
My vagina is screaming your name . Wtf did you do to it
Would 7 layered rainbow jello shots entice you?
Dude... She just sent me a story of how she wants to fuck me on a boat and call me her captain.. Well ahoy mateys, lets set sail
whose parrot is this?
How's dinner? Come here? You can bring your boyfriend if you're ok leaving without him
My frontal lobe is being piloted by Jack Daniels right now.
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