Not that I thought your boyfriend was a phile
But the whole crossing guard thing? Weird.
i puked out the bus window last night on the way home. i remember it, but i don't remember everyone else screaming to put their windows up.
I realized that I earned the name Classy cassie as i was throwing up vodka slushie in my bed with a guy I know by the name extacy boy
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
We did it and he fell asleep and I was bored so I decided to go back to the party...is that bad?
I don't think anyone could emotionally handle a numb vagina.
im swimming of confusion and bacardi. where do i go from herrrrrre
When you wake up, just ignore the mess in the bathroom. I'll take her home when I'm off work.
The plan is that you eat an edible first, then pressure your dad to do one. You know you are down.
When he swipes my v card it will be comparable to my bat mitzvah. should I make sweatshirts or sweatpants?
The first thing we did this morning was see if we could see her barf in the prking lot from the roof. We could. It was in 5 spaces.
I want to tell you your future: you're going to be having sex
At least you got some excitement going on, you got weed and might die tonight, I'm just sitting here bored as fuck.
I just masturbated at work... Don't know why but I thought you should know
thank you for being so understanding of my weak stomach and poor self-control
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