did u really fuck my little sister???
im not saying yes or no but just know that my answer rhymes with "mess"
I bruise way too easily for the kind of rough sex I want...
you duct taped a twenty to your thigh just in case and passed out.
I've woke up in his bed 4 out of the past 6 mornings. I feel like this might be the time to learn more about him then his first name and what kind of beer he drinks.
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Stop giving guys blow jobs because you're no good and it's messing up my sex life. Word gets around & then they think it's me and don't believe me when I say I have a twin. Learn to stuck dick right.
He drank his beer out of his own shoe. Its his "party trick"
There is someone hissing in the hallway. Not even a typo. Not pissing. Hissing. Like a large cat. Or a komodo dragon.
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
I was gonna be Romantic and write your name in emoji eggplants but A's are hard
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STOP HOOKING UP WITH SOCCER MOMS! YOU ARE RUINING MY REPUTATION!
Your cousin just directly asked you for nudes
On my way to return shoes I bought so that I can afford to buy a pregnancy test. Is this adulthood?
Dude we just exchanged Zelda related pickup lines. I fell in love at "you can blow on my ocarina"
You tried to pick a fight with a polka band saying that you'd wrap the accordion around their throats
You like that 95% of the time I masterbate I think bout you?
Just wanna know what I can I do to earn the other 5%
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