is it bad that i shorted Freddie Mac immediatly after I heard about the CFO?
he puts the penis in happiness.
I think we should start referring to bisexuals as "strays"
you have to choose: penises or morals?
Oh and then this old man who saw it happen goes "don't do that"
Hahaha what a helpful old man. Like you thought it was normal to be spilling gas everywhere.
chipotle is closed for thanksgiving... I am officially thankful for NOTHING.
so what if he's got a new girlfriend. the guy i'm fucking has an english accent. i win.
Just got blown on the bus in front of abot 20 ppl. Lots of high fives.
He fell and asked for a beer and a band-aid.
HE GOT FOURTEEN STICHES
I ate you ate to the whole david gray album
He may not be fully over his current wife yet. But wait until I show him my tits in his office at the end of the day tonight.
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
Babe, Have you see my pants?
Try Jay street in Brooklyn.. that's where I last remember seeing them.
I gave her two orgasms and then we laid there and she ate jelly beans out of my belly button...that girls a keeper
I ACCIDENTALLY SUPER LIKED HIM. I JUST DELETED TINDER FROM MY PHONE.
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