I learned nothing from that class except drinking and chemistry go together great.
Superbowl + Mdma, hope we're on the same page.
guess who has a date tonight
look at you growing up, going on dates before she hops into bed
Apparently, his doctor was impressed with how well we took care of his leg. We're like the kings of naked triage.
screw it, I'll just be a stripper until next August when then are looking for suitable teachers to teach the future of America. it's like a feel good movie just a little out of order and im a dude.
Why i have shady connections. Owner just txt me asking to come by and judge the new stripper.
In light of your oncoming completion of twenty-three years of personhood, I feel a pressing need to blast country-pop phenomenon Taylor Swift's hit single "22" in your general direction until midnight.
Drinking and pointing where stuff needs to go is hard stuff.
She looks well worn, presumably from a cavalcade of penis.
He's getting Easter eggs filled with weed or Jell-O shots for his birthday
I think I've had more sex in your bed than you have and I've only been here three days
I just found a piece of dried shredded carrot on my bed
She's licking the vodka she spilled off the desk
Aaaaand now she's drinking it out of the shot glass like a cat
I threw up outside. Then I peed got off the toilet and threw up. While I threw up u pulled up my pants. Not my best moment
I need a significant other who'll eat Skittles from my boobs
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