Going to bed naked. Too bad I am all alone. Need to make some changes. Either sleep with clothes or with you
she tried giving me head in the pool. it was more entertaining than pleasurable
She devotes each year to either men or women. I waited all year for her to be straight, tonights the night.
he told me not to treat him like a child and then started peeing off the trampoline
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Damn you and your Monday night power hours.
Apologies for hacking your facebook and posting that picture of you passed out hooked up to the IV...but we were sat with you on the ER floor for 3 hours, it got boring
Also, sorry about chilling in just the towel last night. You know I have ADD and somehow even after looking at you, I forgot I'm not the only person living there right now
Either of you know why the shower was on and the bathroom door wide open with no one in there at 6 in the morning?
Painting strippers breast and vaginas to look like easter eggs. What r u doing tonight.
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Well if I can't snuggle you, I might as well snuggle a stranger's cat.
You know you've found a good drug dealer when he's willing to overnight mail to you in another state...
You tore a poster off a lamppost and ATE IT. That drunk.
OMG I accidentally abducted a cat. Now there is a cat in my apartment. I NEED TO UNDO WHAT I HAVE DONE
She was drunk running in the middle of the street when a cop saw her,picked her up and dropped her off at her house. This really doesn't surprise me.
We blew shit up to. With a cannon.
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