How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
Still workable. Pretty sure i told her i'd eat her out in the woods.
And on top of all this... he just told me to "chill my nips."
I might never shower again without beer.. I might also always drink naked
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was it you or me who tried to make the, what appears to be, nacho cake in the oven?
thanks for being the calm eye of my shit storm.
Ok so now that we've actually had sex do I get the last name or are u really witness protection status?
As far as figuring life out your talking to a guy that's alternating text messages between his baby mama and a drunk bitch I met tailgating. My best advice is don't worry about shit out of your control and always and I really mean ALWAYS wear a condom.
I have a busted ear drum from when he honked his horn when we started to have sex on his car in the parking lot...
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It feels like one of my ribs evaporated.
They actually said and I quote "it definitely looks like your knees went through some over usage"
If I was 5 years younger and single...
She STILL wouldn't fuck you.
We broke into her grandpa's pool at 2 am and I held my underwear out the window on the way home.
I just spent 12 consecutive hours in the same outfit and none of it was pajamas. If that's not personal growth, I don't know what is.
It's amazing what a couple of orgasms can do for a girls demeanor.
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