how soon is too soon after the break-up to ask for my condoms back?
Wedsnesdays are always enlightening. Tonights revealation: One should not smoke from something taller than their person.
is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
like semen in my mouth is absolutely disgusting but i'd still like to experience it
His friends call him "Gasm".... Im going for it.
he sent me a picture of his dick with a heart border around it
I could end up kidnapped. Or worse, the night will be really awkward.
the only consolation to the fact that i puked in public today was that i did it down a storm drain... so at least i am a responsible public puker
Are we sharing a room, or can I pack my vibrator?
Yes to both. We'll use the workout rotation from dorm life.
Kinda forgot to grab tampons. Mind if I run to my house to get one? I'd rather not turn my green skinny jeans Christmas colors
FUCK and YOU. times 10. To infinity and beyond. You bastard. Worst. Cockblock. Ever. I'm going to nail your sister.
Were you citizens arresting people again last night?
Don't go to jail over some guy named Bunky
i feel as though me waking up and asking her if i went to the hospital was a sign that i was not okay
I forgot what I was gonna say, but I'm pretty excited to not be pregnant.
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