FUCK TREES I CLIMB BUOYS MOTHERFUCKER
STOP listening to that song
I decided that just having that story under my belt and being able to tell it to my grandchildren is worth the regrets of the evening.
Motor boating, judging by the amount of lipstick I found I would say between 6 to 8 times
Well at least he stopped keeping track of money by bottles of McCormick.
I'm cleaning my bathroom. That being said I found a klonopin and dropped it and stepped on it. Floor is clean im gonna snort it.
the doctor said its the kinda of pregnant you dont recover from
I was literally convinced that the turkey wrap i was eating was keeping me alive. And i couldnt have been happier. That high.
It sounded like he said "don't stop" but all I could hear were his balls.
My dad wants to dress like mitt Romney tomorrow night and tell trick or treaters they owe him candy.
Yes. Amanda is the only option and I want cake so I can sacrifice my vagina.
No shame December is a go.
One day this summer I just wanna get blown under the hot sun all day.
Deal. Roof-top 69 on Saturday, July 20th. I've got it in my calendar.
Also.. The Hobbit does not look like a cartoon. We were just too fucking high.
I don't want to sleep with anyone. I just want a burrito
SOMETIMES YOU HAVE TO BLAST VANESSA CARLTON IN YOUR CAR AT MIDNIGHT TO FEEL AGAIN. IDK.
Oh and it’s been a year according to my snap chat memories since I banged your cousin in your sons truck pulled over on Elm St! 😂😂😂😬😳😇
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