If you made a robot out of pillows would he be nice? It's hard to imagine a mean pillow robot. And who came up with the idea of shaving their legs?
I found your twin in sf. His name is ryan. And you are the evil one.
I just had to MC for a middle school event with jizz on my dress. I'm going to hell.
There was a staple in my grits at waffle house last night. My knees are bruised as hell. And I puked pink all over my bathroom. Gooood night.
I remember nothing of last night, but I did manage to figure out which frats I went to by the trails of straw across campus.
Heres a quick tip! When getting black out head from your girlfriend dont come to and say "wait... wheres my girlfriend"
I don't know what she looks like but I'm pretty sure she has a pussy.
I want to see a guy holding a pizza and a bottle of scotch and a box of magnums. I'm a simple woman.
I almost forgot to feel shameful, if that answers your question.
I want to eat a stick of butter
Did your pain meds kick in?
It tastes nice
i'm so glad to be in bed i'd like to thank the acadermy
You're like the Miss Manners of anonymous gay sex.
so apparently over the course of the night my roommate and i had sex in exactly the same spot. ps the downstairs sink needs cleaning.
Does having sex in an airport bathroom with a girl you just met at the bar count as the mile high club? ...no?
She was blowing air into green onions and tying knots in them to make "balloons"
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