so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me
i feel like a thai whore the morning after the navy left.
This is getting serious. I keep forgetting what's in my vagina.
Highlight of the day: realizing the man in the car next to mine was getting road head... at 2:45pm... nicely done sir, nicely done.
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Remember when we were mad at her for brining her mom on spring break? She just won the wet t-shirt contest. I think we owe her an apology.
He's Hawaiian. Thank god it wasnt a real American
tried to order jimmy johns from the ER last night, the nurses did nottt approve
My glasses smell like tequila. I just put them on and almost threw up.
It feels like im being cuddled by a thousand little smurf vaginas
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I'm venturing to your corner of this sin house in t minus 2 minutes.
I've been watching porn with my cat lately. No shame
I know. It was just so disappointing. I almost made it. And now the "when's the last time you peed your pants" clock has restarted. Lol
I guess I just don't understand how the two main issues with your ex involve a cock ring and a Christmas tree
Did my extra credit for a class I badly need to pass at the bar of Friday's.. kind of sum's up my college career. Got a 90 though.
I woke up alone, naked in her bed staring at a lifesize poster of edward cullen,actually I'm lying I did have socks on
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