So we made editble underwear with fruit roll ups and fruit by the foot
Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
You are the sheppard guiding my vagina away from horrible decisions.
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Well you are. Awfully cute even. Like baby bunnies. And tiny, tiny penises. You know.
He was having an allergic reaction to that new brand of vodka Eric brought, so he just started chasing with benadryl.. Talk about commitment.
Did i mention i'm like the equivilent of a prepubescent boy suffering from preejaculacy? I just about creamed my pants when he grabbed my hand..
I JUST DEFLATED MY BOOB.
I DON'T KNOW WHETHER TO LAUGH OR CALL AN AMBULANCE.
I think you're too young for vagina rejuvenation but I guess you have never been one to listen. Sounds good! You bring the Percocet ill bring the vodka!
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hell hath no fury like a questionably-gay best friend scorned
We fucked so hard and loud that the everyone at the party downstairs starting chanting his name. Oh I we broke a lamp.
Yes. Life would be much easier if we had penises & could do whatever the fuck we want.
That female nurse who took a selfie with my man parts well I was out of it just got fired and arrested... You know all she had to do was ask lol
I'm glad I date someone who likes the simple things. Sex, kittens, and McDonald's.
Remember the guy with the pretty voice that gave us crabs?
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