You're boyfriend is farting in his sleep. The last one sounded like a threat.
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
Just fucked a hooker at a motel in New Jersey. Two states down, 48 to go.
I forgot to mention I threw up in my wine glass AND my neighbors empty cup.
I wish I could save this moment forever and have sex with it regularly. Its just tht beautiful.
The nurse told me they're using the same medicine that killed michael jackson.
u kept pointing at random guys and making quacking or mooing sounds.
do we own a ladder
We do not.
then how am i on the roof
She sat next to me on the couch and said "word going around is you got a sweet cock". My nickname problem was solved!
Look. If you're going to be my girlfriend you need to be down with me licking BBQ off your face infront of kids.
You were yelling at the mannequin and saying "DON'T LOOK AT ME"
I'm definitely not mad. My best friend is dating my drug dealer, it's impossible to be mad.
I had to explain to an ER nurse that I burned my dick playing onion ring toss today, your social awkwardness hardly compares.
Noooo no no no no. She scares me. She means business. She wore a diaper when we went to the bar.
I was in line at Panera when I got the pic you sent to your coworker. I just showed your vag to a soccer mom. The vibrator was a nice touch.
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