he said he didn't have a condom.
and you said?
that that's fine cause i was ready to be a mom. yeah - he magically had a condom he forgot about after that.
I am currently trying to use a tide to go pen to remove the jizz from my backseat, it's not working...
I don't care where my tongue is but i t's going to be in all the pictures.
47 days without vaginal penetration. Im pretty sure it's grown over.
Do you realize that if your cunt was a missing person it would be assumed dead?
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Remember when we were mad at her for brining her mom on spring break? She just won the wet t-shirt contest. I think we owe her an apology.
No you can't have a vodka redbull. The pilgrims didn't have vodka redbull.
I'm not an expert but calling her the "hot lesbian" isn't going to coerce her into a 3some with you
I had to step in when you tried to make it rain baking powder on my sister
On the one year anniversary of me loosing my virginity... thousands of people will be taking their pants of on subways all around the world
It's like a tribute to you being a slut
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So I'm thinking next semester you should be my own personal maid, nurse, masseuse and chef in exchange for free lodging, any food you can find, and unlimited access to my reproductive organs.
If I was 5 years younger and single...
She STILL wouldn't fuck you.
Your children are clinging to me like my teets are full of bountiful milkiness. They're driving me nuts. I felt my uterus shrivel up.
I threw your vagina at him like a grenade. And sweet Jesus he caught it like a champ
Of course he's seen my tits, I wave those things around like a trump supporter does an American flag
Heard I spat fire in your face last night. Wish I could say that I'm sorry
House vote, we're revoking your 151 privileges
I'm sorry.
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