3:12 am: but i thought i was coming over tonight, don't fall asleep i wore new underwear
I haven't seen Daniella all day...are you sure she was safe going home with that guy?
oh don't worry! i asked him if he was a rapist. he said no
he was sending me dirty texts but i was watchin nickeloden and couldnt get into it
im ashamed your my cousin
You said you didn't deserve to walk so you started crawling down to your room
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Some kid just walked into class with his schedlue written on a keystone box.
Bruises. Everywhere. Table sex is dangerous
When you gave the girl your number the fat girl was like "take mine....here please take mine"
He's cheating on his wife, and he's judging me for eating McDonalds
I vaguely remember you trying to make me a casserole with marshmallows and a can of beer.
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This is kind of a weird question but were you the other girl Ben asked to do a group sex thing with?
Just rolled up a joint with a cop standing right beside me. He just told us to not leave behind any garbage or empties. God I love canadian camping
The typical response to someone smacking their vodka soaked hand on your face is not to put your face in their crotch
It's a sad statement on my day when the high point was getting a pap test.
I think the only option is to smoke so much weed I just pass out for 3 days.
Did you fill my inhaler with tequila?
Yeah, so?
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