but it happened after you broke up with me and before we made up.
You know you're wathing too much reality TV when you start adding commentary to every day life.
road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
how was last night?
i woke up with my hand stuck in a jam jar with my keys in the bottom and a dog licking peanut butter off my boobs. you tell me.
He was eating her out on the elevator. What a good man.
There's just something about a dollar tree pregnancy test that screams THIS WASNT PLANNED!
The used rubbers I threw behind her bed all semester must have landed on the baseboard heater. They went up in smoke when she turned on the heat last night.
It's kind of awesome I can smoke with my parents and tell them about thetime we used listerine in that bong
fuck that its my house. if i want to take 1 bite out of the chicken & leave the rest i fucking will. suck my dick
I just put Gatorade in my wine, cause electrolytes, you know.
What are we just gonna be those girls that get fucked in your parents basement and not get taken to dinner? I don't wanna be those girls.
He corrected my spelling during sexting.
I told you I couldn't sleep because of the speed and you rolled over and replied "shh. just pretend."
I swear we were drugged last night
We had a 130$ tab bitch. We drugged ourselves.
i just cleaned my bong... I do not feel healthy
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