i was unsuccessful, further solidifying for me that girls should not masturbate.
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So does your leg always twitch violently when someone plays with your clitoris? Or has my ten years of piano playing finally paid off?
i'm thankful for my girlfriend's hot cousins....god, i love her family parties.
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he emptied an entire bag of goldfish onto the bed and rolled around yelling the theme to jaws trying to eat them
Classy. Drunk on alcoholic "energy drink" at work before 8 am on a Tuesday. Between that and hanging out in bars with no pants on, your life is beginning to sound like a Bukowski novel.
Our relationship just reached the stage where i can touch her boobs while making a honking noise without getting hit in the face
I'm not wearing underwear, I started my period this morning, and it's super windy. Recipe for disaster?
He made me hold his dick and say "I solemnly swear that I'm up to no good"
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No. Cease was criminally insane from birthday shots, and not a lot of women want to go home from the bar with a guy who wants to "snuggle but keep it strictly professional".
Oh and apparently Friday night I came home and tried assembling the Christmas tree until my mom just told me to go to bed. Blackout.
I shouldn't be that hard, but i cant exactly put "a guy to tie me up and fuck me and then brush my hair" in my dating profile
I haven't showered. And am sitting in the office smelling like a beer can someone's been using as an ash tray.
why is there glitter IN my vagina????
Guy peeing and puking at the same time in the women's restroom? So impressed that I can't be offended
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