so he came in my eye... should i throw out my contacts?
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
can i drink enough to forget this semester even happened?
She's in Spain. I'm in Holland. World Cup Final is Sunday.
Dude, it's like the Romeo and Juliet of FIFA.
I think he just made me trade sex for my cat.
Smoked Hookah in the playhouse last night. Childhood was so fun.
My pubes were yanked out by the root when they got caught in the condom. I think it's time for a bikini wax.
i have a queen bed, a cherrywood bed frame, and gold sheets. how are you saying no to me right now?
I asked her politely not to touch my dick
Should I take my grandma to a keg tomorrow or not? Serious question
He keeps texting me videos of fish swimming in his fish tank, so I think it's safe to say he's back on weed.
With a breakfast like weed and a fun size twix before a dentist appointment you can see exactly how I handle being an adult
Did I run away from you last night?
Yeah it was a great moment for our friendship
Blood everywhere...karaoke was nice
They put me in room 420 every time and I take bubble baths and smoke in the room and they bring food TO MY BED
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