no.. I went home. Puking up hot dogs and lemon tart isn't as lovely as it sounds.
yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
We got a 5L jug of wine for 3 Euro. Italy was a good choice.
im pretty sure the clearest way to say "dont worry, im not emotionally attached" was by sleeping with his roommate the next night
Dude id rather jerk off w a fist full of bee's than deal with that girl that never stops talking.
I don't know what's more sad. The fact that I'm genuinely impressed about being sober for a whole 3 days or the fact that I want to get wasted in celebration.
I just took the cheapest shot in your honor
For the record, it's NEVER ok to discuss my stripper-related injuries with my fiance.
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
What the World Series means to me is that I've slept with too many giants fans.
Im eating leftover Easter ham in a bubble bath. What has my life come to?
Y’all did coke off my Puff The Magic Dragon plate.😂
He lit my hand on fire and bought me chicken nuggets. I'm in love.
that guy was staring at your tits.
nah, more like they were staring at him, and his girlfriend, and her less than adequate bosom. they pitied the fool.
point taken, oh mistress of the bosoms.
Like how do you live your life and have never made a grilled cheese? The audacity of some people
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