doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
mrs. f**** your sons in jail, if you can help with bail please respond, if not please dont tell him i told you.
I come up with the best drinking games while babysitting
just found $310, wrapped in a rubber band, at the bottom of my sock drawer with a note attached stating, "Make it rain".
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Time to do stuff I know I'll have to hide from my grandkids one day and everyone at next weekends wedding.
This essay is so getting done. I am spurred on by thoughts of test-driving your newly shaven face by sitting on it as soon as humanly possible.
Sex in your truck helped me start regaining feeling in my jaw. Thanks!
I wish everyone could suck his dick. It was an honor.
I just bought a butt plug on Amazon prime day and you're the only person I felt would appreciate that decision
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not sure what the chiropractor did but my junk deserves a cape now.
My one night stand ended up seeing me the next morning... For my interview. Guess who got a job.
i puked in a jesus candle last night and then denied it... i'd say it was a pretty alright night
When I get off work and you're not around to hang out with all I do is lay around in my underwear and eat potatoes.
all i remember is walking home without my pants on... when i woke up i was sleeping in between my parents in their bed, no more whiskey wednesdays
Good morning beautiful! Wanna steal a cat this weekend?
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