im gay
i know
yea but for you.
this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
Learn some fucking English or leave me alone! "Your" is for something that belongs to you, like 'your herpes'. And "you're" is a contraction for "you are", like "you're not sleeping with me".
is it bad i banged a 25yr kindergarten teacher last night?
No thats like a top 10
I went outside for a smoke at 4 and things seemed normal. It's 6 now and the front lawn is COVERED in tortilla chips. WTF?
I had to convince you not to write "happy birthday to the first guy who fingered me" on his facebook wall, right above the post from his current girlfriend's mother.
Probably shouldn't have worn my jeans covered in blood from last night to class.
Nothing like a 3am firealarm to kick a booty call out...
There is a positive side to a sinus infection. Exclusively cowgirl sex. I've convinced her I'd pass out if I had to do the work.
I really want to throw this drink in your face but it was 6 dollars that shits expensive
idk about you, but when i sext i just hit em with the "yo lets bang" text
Eating an avocado like an apple while doing shots of fireball and watching finding nemo. I need to get my shit together.
he called me ma'am when we were fucking last night...he's five years older than me. I think I'm in love.
Okay well for one he didn't speak any english but before any happened he made me use the translator to consent
Jus pulled over and stole. Corn out of a. Field. ... get on my level
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