We should go out drinking together soon
I'm still not going to have sex with you
I'm pretty sure his head is too big to fit between my legs. Worthless.
Apparently I masturbate in my sleep now.
just won a stolen shopping cart in a dance off in a parking lot.
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He doesn't fuck you and he's married, why do you keep letting him cum all over your stomach?
In the hopes he'll just put it in one day?
We fed your dog hot wings then gave it some Bud light to drink. You're right. Dogs are fun.
Yeah I had to push her down the hallway to the hotel room in a luggage carrier. The guy at the desk told me goodluck
In the memo line of the check she wrote sexual healing.
Dude if our hands were ladels we could work at a soup kitchen
That would be so convenient
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Sudden memory flashback: drunk me outside ripping my tampon out and throwing it into the neighbors yard, silently cheering 'time for sexxxx'. I sense a dangerous pattern emerging
Also they do not have any come back to america, i miss my fuck buddy cards at Hallmark.
I hope it's the birth control, otherwise I'm dying
I just want to emotionally destroy him but also find out how big his dick is so this is perfect
like i got into his car and the beatles were playing. this kid is def getting his dick sucked
Is this because I accidentally peed on you?
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