you spent the like half the night trying to figure out the puzzles on the back of the captn crunch box
I finally won that bet on when the anorexic girl would pass out at the gym. You owe me 10 now
this is probably the only time in my life that i would want to fuck thomas jefferson
I'm crawling around naked in my room looking for my hairbrush. Just thought I'd put that image in your head.
stopped you just in time from sledding down the roof.
Ya. I was the definition of a shit show. I woke up outside my door when my alarm went off
Stripperoke is exactly what it sounds...
I need you to stand in the corner and ref this threesome. Wear stripes.
Logically he should not be walking around...after that fall he should be in a hospital in a medically induced coma
IM DRINK YORE HIFH WE ARE POSTERCHOLD OF AMERICA
Posh spice and Baby spice both in one night. Fantasy complete. God bless halloween.
hes that one kid that offered to spoon after staring at me for 5 minutes
i dont know how or why im in the gym right now, but theres a hot cop, a guy i hook up with, and his hot friend. this can only lead to every fantasy i ever had.
So um... You probably shouldn't post that picture of me and your crotch just because that's a new level of raunchiness that I'm not willing to accept yet
I did not marry a roomba.
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