i nerd-gasmd. plain and simple.
May have finally hit rock bottom...bouncer from the strip club informed me I wore the same shirt last night
I'm not really sure how I got home, but judging by this headache, i'm assuming it involved bourbon.
everyone has their kryptonite. mine just happens to be 18 year old blonde girls.
you humped every kiosk in the store. then you asked for an application.
I don't remember. I think I elluded to the fact that I would buy him a dildo for his birthday.
Pretty sure i didnt get thrown out cause why dont i have more bloody areas
I need to stop smoking. I just talked to corn.
I sent dad a photo of my graduation certificate from drug therapy class. It was his birthday so it seemed appropriate.
Then I did coke with my taxi driver where he then ended up paying me for the drive. You should try being a girl sometime it's super sick.
With gravity the way it is and your butt clearly being the size of a bus you'd break your hip or something
Dude how much would someone have to pay you to get you to slide your vagina across a bald man's head because Honestly I'd do it for the experience alone. but money would be nice too\n\nI'm thinkin like 500 bucks. Maybe 700
Why are you like this.
You’re about to have a sober threesome with a rando at a Fenway bar?
I did what i always do when i miss him; masturbate and watch Bridges of Madison County.
Fuck. Totally just had sex instead of studying for econ test in an hour. Gonna get fucked again. HELP ME WITH YOUR EXTENSIVE KNOWLEDGE OF ECON
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