just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
Right before he passed out, he said "Stuporman, coming in for a landing"
Apparently we had sex last night, and then I made him drive me to the beach so I could puke in the ocean.
Yessssssssss. I got taped to a couch last night apparently. I also thought i was close to scoring after talking to some chick about hard boiled eggs
Even dream me is a champ at smoking weed
I will never look at a penis the same again. After that I will appreciate them so much more than I do. Makes me wanna kiss yours just for being pretty
It's been two whole weeks and I haven't missed a single class. I deserve 69 blunts.
I can feel your judgement through the phone
They're giving you narcotics aren't they?
If I offered to share would you come visit me?
I just sent him a message bearing my soul about how much he means to me as a friend and his first response is "are you drunk?"
Shit like this is why I'm a bitch to everyone.
Well the hawks lost... so, of course, the only logical course of action was a bonfire in the middle of the street.
my vagina can't handle any more of our 4 day long smash bash. it should be like a holiday or something. should only happen once a year.
Do you know why I slept in the yard last night?
You said you watched the lion king stoned and had to do it for simba.
Pride rock will get you every time.
you asked me how to turn on the ladder
The only good thing about 2020 is that the hot flight attendant neighbors are using my pool a lot. If i can keep them from wandering into my Zoom meeting with my boss I’m golden
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