she was bad bro. like...id rather put my dick in a blender. twice.
i sold my breathalizer so i could buy weed
no, i swear. she uses a huge jagermeister flag as a sheet on her bed.
I am dressing up to go buy weed. I need to get out more.
Found crayons in my cigarette pack. I can't help but feel you may be responcible.
Did we literally take a cab across the street
Thats not what we're looking for. I want this kid to suck a lolly pop out of a stripper's snatch.
Bad idea to be in a car concussed. I just described his dick as an elevator. I think i meant escalator, i dont know
You were holding up a boot and yelling boot gang
yeah, I don't think I'm getting into the baseball game tonight. The security guard definitely saw me bowl over that child.
I mean, I already put pants on today. We're already halfway there
You know shit got weird when you watched another guy shove drugs up your wife's ass and it wasn't awkward for any of us....
My disapointment is making my balls hurt :(
I don't think Buddha would recommend a sexscpade across Mexico
so i just realized the reason you didn't answer my call last night is because the remote isn't a phone.
Randomize
