i wish my apartment had room service that i didn't have to pay for.
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
I'm at your house, laying with your dog, eating taco meat, take your time.
My only downfall is that I can only take shots in twos.
1 tequila 2 tequila 3 tequila, floor.
*roof
Also, I've found a new way to get drunk at work for free. Everytime I make a bushwhacker and there's extra... I put it in a cup. Its the Never ending drink.
your fridge is broken, your sock drawer is full of snow, and you flipped off the whole stadium on the big screen. I'd say it went well.
took over 12 bombs tonight and we still aren't hooking up. Wait how am I functioning
You shut your whore mouth, we don't talk about Drunk Nutella night.
Home-made laxative recipe: activia yogurt and tequila shots. Any ratio ought to work.
I mean. I just want to sit in my bed and eat bagels. What's wrong with that?
I changed his name in my phone to "Irrelevant" last night. Not changing it back.
Hi, I put a dog in your house, I hope it's yours.
Idk I saw a cheetah print onesie and it reminded me of your Lion King fantasy.
I made him dinner in just his cowboy hat and my boots after we did it...you should see his face :)
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