I called her the wrong name twice and she still called me back this morning. DO I still wait two days to call her back?
marching band practice is quite the interesting soundtrack to sex
I no longer question where these bruises come from... between the strip pole in the living room, the slipnslide in the hallway and our constant level of intoxication I will always be bruised...
drunk old tina is grateful for 14 yr old tina for placing glow-in-the-dark stickers on my light switch...just avoided so many injuries
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Note to self glow in the dark nail polish can be quite the mood killer during sex especially when you notice its working for the first time and you stop everything your doing to do spirit fingers
sorry can't make it tonight, greg's getting back from italy. he's had two weeks of carbs and no gym; now's my chance to get myself a piece of that newly-fat, low self-esteemed ass.
Wow. I feel like a bad friend. My fuckbuddy wished you a happy birthday before I did. The reality of that just hit me.
If I have to masturbate more than twice a week you fail as a fuck buddy. Just so you know...................you failed
True idk how my parents didn't know I was blackout. I ate like 4 pieces of cheesecake and showed my cousins my boobs
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whose parrot is this?
oh. oh my god. i just had lunch with my mom with semen still on my face.
Looking for my adderal, only found acid. What a shame
Remember how I have such good luck that it's almost bullshit?
I'm afraid to ask, but go on.
My neck is sore from all the headbanging. And I can't tell the difference between the jello stains and cum stains.
Plus he probably didn't want to be at home, alone... Jacking off on the big screen without you there to lend a helping hand. I mean, let's be honest. It's not fun if it's not a little weird.
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