i think guys can sense when i'm not wearing underwear
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
You tried to convince our cab driver that your $2 bill was worth $11.70
a guy tried paying for lapdances with cds, who uses those anymore?
Annd you probably wouldn't of fallen down the stairs if you didn't insist on taking 'finale shots'
walking around pouring bird seed on passed out guys in the quad.
You know it was a good weekend when; you leave a bi-lingual letter of apology on top of a stack of cash for hotel housekeeping.
I feel like fucking him is something we all do but don't want to admit to. like masturbating or peeing in the shower
thank you whoever used my nalgene as a flask. pregamin in chem
I don't think I even want to know why you are sending my husband pictures of your nutsack.
You ninja crawled over five sleeping guys to get in my room at 6 in the morning to wake me up for sex
...and I think that may just be my favorite moment in our fuckbuddyship
I STILL HAVE A HARD TIME DECIDING WHAT TO WEAR IN THE MORNING HOW WOULD IT BE POSSIBLE FOR ME TO PICK A PAIR OF PANTS AND GO OH ILL JUST WEAR THESE FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE
He'd rather cuddle with his shitty little miniature dog than the half naked girl in his bed. I've lost all hope for him and my vagina
You cannot tell me you don't have a problem while crying pantsless on a stranger's sofa bed.
Nope. I'm an adult now. I can successfully avoid to vomit in defiance of the porcelain god\n
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