yo im tryna cop a beej tonight
Last night is one of those stories you hear about on 20/20 right after they make a law banning 90% if what I did.
dude sorry about putting my finger in your butt last nite i was wasted and thought it was mine
dude, I'm listening to "I believe I can fly", i'm high, and driving. this is so amazing.
it was frightening. in my opinion the only thing that should resemble a vagina is a vagina.
considering I showed up there after a xanax, 2 bottles of champagne and some coke, no shirt and someone else s husband... I'm sure you can figure that one out.
He's so young, I keep getting a mental image of him in footie pajamas. It's cute but it's wrong. Or is it?
She looks like she smells of sausage, sunblock and sorrow.
Nope, had to pee on the side got violated by tall grass. Then someone came around the corner and I had to stop mid pee to dive into the car.. Pants down
yeah im watching him make his speech now. cant take him seriously tho. hes talking about funding for education and all i can think about is how ive seen what he looks like wearing womens underwear...
please tell dad to clear the porn off his tablet before he lends it to anyone from now on
She said she was sorry for rolling around in her own vomit. Honestly, I thought it really added to the party.
Literally been in their house 5 minutes and I've projectile vomited all over the bathroom wall. The dog licked it up though so I think it's cool.
Just stole my moms weed, left a note saying sorry.. Hope she isn't mad.
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