Proposition. Sex. No words, no talking about it later. I just want you tonight.
I wish they had nachos that got you drunk
holy crap !! There is a MIDGET FAMILY in one of my rooms today !
How much trouble would you get into if you were to stomp down the hallway while loudly saying 'Fe Fi Fo Fum...'
He was crying to my sister about feeling like a bad person. Then he groped my breasts.
Sitting in the library lobby in the middle of exam week. Drunk. Dressed as santas slutty helper. Waiting for the student shuttle service. People are clapping for me as they walk by. Tell me how this isnt college
Was just practicing flip cup with my NyQuil cup...
My water bill is like twice the normal amount. I need a boyfriend.
Do I even want to know?
She started to rub her ass on my shoulder and i instantly thought "i am going to get E. Coli"
I know. They started calling me The Incident. The hotel maids, that is.
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
how many past hook-ups can i invite to go bar hopping with me for my b-day before it becomes a bad idea?
I'M SO WET FOR FREEDOM
I feel like I just did it with Buster from Arrested Development. Taking a shower. #winefail
I woke up to Elf. I don't know which one of you put that in my DVD player when I passed out but I appreciate you.
Hi I'm on my way to give you multiple screaming orgasms and Easter candy
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