Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
Martha Stewart would most definitely roll a great joint.
Just turned rock'em sock'em robots with my little cousin into a drinking game. Im drinking bourbon hes drinking hot chocolate.
Just got back from my 9:00 am class to find my roommate soaking her lifesaver gummies in vodka so she can have them for a snack in class later.
Idk. I woke up marinating in beer on my beanbag. Idk what you mightve done.
I think I'm going to make a pina klonopin before class.
and then you started talkingabout how you wish birth control was disspensed as a candy necklace
THERE IS SOMEONE IN MY CAR MILKING HERSELF AND TELLING ME TO TRY IT
Does buying my brother condoms for Christmas say "keep having sex with her, I like her" or "dear god, do not get this girl pregnant"?
Twice. I only peed my pants twice tonight.
Well, we 69'd in the Jacuzzi. If that tells you the kind of night I had. Neither of us knew we could hold our breath that long. Deff. Most. Dangerous. Sex. Ever.
I just made mac at 3:10 am... My life is falling apart...
My roommate walked in on my inserting a tampon. Somehow, I don't think this will be improving our relationship.
I just realized I had arrested my one night stand from last night...
3 hour lecture of my biology teacher talking about isotopes and space shuttles. I'm way too high for this.
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