Oh and discovery of the day is it's the channel, not the time on your cable box. Thought it was 2:16 for 4 hours
i love how he claims to not know english but when i ask him to come over and fuck me he's all of a sudden fluent
I just found blacked-out interviews on my voice recorder. Go journalism.
Woke up and there was a kayak in the pool. Are you alive?
His dad asked what he was doing so he texted his FATHER a picture of me wearing his shirt in his bed.
Drank a fosters this weekend and last weekend. Listening to down under 5 times a day. Spent 100 dollars on a sleeveless men at work shirt circa 1983. We don't leave for another 5 weeks. I call it pregaming.
Megan brought her friend up last night, greeted her by drunkedly taking a piss all over her duffle bag of clothing
I fucked in the bathroom while everyone listened and banged my dick against a table shouting "order in the court"
like i got into his car and the beatles were playing. this kid is def getting his dick sucked
So it's official the pockets of my work apron exist solely for the purpose of secretly flipping off asshole customers and not losing my job.
I need to be her Aladdin, and show her the world. The sex world.
So? Find me, fuck me, then you can go to sleep and I'll leave.
Wow. That's the most amazing thing anyone has ever said to me.
Not my lover. I would rather lose all my teeth, and I fucking love my teeth.
Yea.. And you'll love me a whole lot more when I start letting my vagina make all the decisions..
I just want a guy who makes lots of money, has a skilled penis and the sex drive of a 22 year on Viagra. Is that too much to ask?
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