this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
I tried booty calling last night but apparently he was too tired and wants to meet up tonight. I told him planning defeats the purpose.
Drunken candy land NOW. Dont fight the urge... you want to.
I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
he got promoted. that means i have now given my new boss chlaymida. i need a new job.
Coming out of the blackout mid beej was nice. Seeing her face was not.
I actually don't know if I can stand up. I just know better than to try
After they flagged you, you hid in a bathroom stall and text me to bring you more shots. That kind of drunk.
Dont care what i do tnt just as long as i get to chug a beer in somebodys face
I think it's starting to become crucial that I find a companion for my vagina.
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
He looks like he was the one that always had koolaid stains around his mouth as a kid, he can fuck off.
I had no idea he had such passive aggressive animalistic tendencies. This is the human equivalent of peeing on someone.
I found more straws in my beard this morning. Please stop doing that.
He was trying to break into my apartment to get the coke he left last night, didn't engage parking break, so the van started rolling. yup, it's broken.
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