My boss just told me $1,000 at a six hour event wouldn't be worth her time. She makes $70k a yr. and apparently never learned multiplication.
You better get here soon. I'm about to spend $30 on a cactus online
did u get his digits?
yes his name is chazbangbangbang according to my phone...
I wore my front clasp bra so he would have to prove his sobriety to me before we had sex.
Did we fight the bathroom girl ? She just wanted to give us lotion and condoms.
i should do something illegal before my birthday. as of thursday im old enough to go to jail.
I ended up passing out on the shitter for like an hour with mcds smoothie all over my face
I was scared I had HIV after last time so I'm not gonna do it again
But he was really hot
Glad you don't have HIV
Actually it's really just going to be me drunk in your living room swinging from a pole on a tuesday morning.
Yea we just broke up
so do we start sexting now or later?
If we try hard enough and believe in ourselves, we can still make it to Wendy's before they close
We had sex last night...... This "Friends" thing is going well.
Its guy fieris flavor town of suffering™
I'm sitting in my car avoiding a customer. Apparently the new year hasn't affected my attitude nor work ethic
If by science you mean beer then YES!!!!
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