i'm so high i feel like the people i'm chatting with online can some how see that i'm naked.
I got "discovered a new religion high" last night
btw, her name was actually Alixx. in retrospect, it was pretty much a gimme
Talking about the game in the closet with a banana wearing sunglasses.
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The sun is so bright. Whhyyyyy. EYES ARE DEAD.
I feel like fucking him is something we all do but don't want to admit to. like masturbating or peeing in the shower
On a side note...my DUI lawyer just snapchatted me. This is the exact moment in time when I realized my like IS a joke.
if i ever wake up in the morning and don't feel a boner in my asscrack then this relationship is over
Did you know they have a bouncer at Applebee's because I did not
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I would rather suck a dick or two than go there
cake and sex. what better combination is there.
If the smell of things stopped me from putting things in my mouth. I wouldn't be popular with Grindr guys.
i was really depressed when i left the health dept this morning after i had to write a higher number next to "partners" than "age"
girls shouldnt black out with american flag bandaids on their nips
For a second fuck I think last night went extremely well... our sexual relationship is progressing at a pace that im quite satisfied with.
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