Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
I think dad's getting high again. His last google search was "awesome ping pong shit."
I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
(917) i just came from walking.
haha you just came from walking?
I guess you can say it's a tradition... whoever brings home the ugliest guy has to do all the cleaning the next day
found glitter on my cock. thank you for bringing me to that dance recital.
Also, your vagina needs a time out and let your brain have a chance to make decisions.
I have hit nutritional rock bottom I am spreading peanut butter on to lays potato chips
So...guess who had sex tied to the ladder of a caboose under the stars in Joshua Tree? This bitch
And I'm only telling you that because I really wanted to use 'my boyfriend' and 'dick biscuit' in the same sentence.
Someone broke in while we were at the bars, window is shattered but nothing got taken
Noone broke in, matt tried to pull a tyrese and punch through the window... were at the hospital.
I made a nest in his bed. I'm not leaving
I'm really proud of my unchallenged ability to convert boob guys into ass men
He propositioned me for a threesome once so yeah I'd say he has what it takes to run for public office
You still owe me one bodily function mess clean up.
You pee on the floor one time and you never hear the end of it...
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