i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
May i just say it is extremely difficult to pee in a cape
It's a Westpoint/Army thing, we talk about Miley Cyrus a lot
Why?
Because when is jailbait ever not funny? Answer: Never
Just got an Edible Arrangement my parents sent me for my birthday. Time to marinate some fruit in vodka.
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I'm doing shots of crown out of a baby bottle. My friends are sensational parents.
Medicore although I woke up with the business card of a Turkish lawyer called Mufasa...
The goblet must only be used for good. And vodka. And anything t-pain would be proud of.
Definitely contact high. Thirty miles an hour listening too i can see clearly now wanting too eat the steering wheel
pretty sure the dicks i sucked were punishment enough
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He wants me to have his first child. So that makes four gay men that've called dibs on my eggs.
The number of people who end up getting laid as a result of the cha cha slide....is terrible.
Come to find out, there is a place where binge drinking and aggressive head butting is completely appropriate. In a mosh pit, Travis is just a regular dude!
If we don't have crazy animal sex tonight at least twice, I'll know he's cheating on me.
Who wouldn't want crazy animal sex with you?!
A cheater.
Cats are difficult to handle. Also they are impossible to baptize.
How did the surgery go?
My face feels like a marshmallow.
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