In a bar in glasgow talking to a 12 year old about life. Welcome to Kentucky.
dude, seriously he just sucked the milk out of the dogs breast and swallowed it... for $20, wtf....?
I didn't know there was such thing as a bad orgasm. Until him.
That bad?
Full length cargo pants, running shoes, and a partial unibrow. Alcohol really is blinding.
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i woke up wearing her shoes. this night isn't going on my highlight reel
Hne relally is a cite oerfect gome. Nes awddddddddooooome.
This bitch flirting at the bar needs to close her legs and open up a book. I can literally feel my IQ dropping every time she bends down to show her tits.
Jealous?
Very.
Sharing a bathroom with a guy sucks. I always have to set an alarm for the middle of the night just so I can take a dump. Poop text btw
Crazy how fast a room full of drunk teenagers sober up when someone breaks his parents' new flat screen
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I totally just stopped for a booty call on the way to my parents for easter....good friday is an understatement
I asked my boss to leave early for a booty call. She said yes. See.... everyone sees it's important I get laid.
I'm starting to think that birthday sex is just an urban legend. Like the boogey man, and woman orgasms.
Well I had to use a seat cushion at Soul Cycle today so, yeah, I'd say the sex was good
I've decided to take one for the team and bang the landlady for lower rent.
I would have rather been getting my vagina slowly waxed all day then be here.
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