During sex she told me I could do anything I wanted to her. You remember that toy lightsaber we bought at Wal Mart?
I even made an effort to dress like a conservative young lady who doesnt black out and throw up in her bed regularly today.
I think call of duty has replaced my masturbating. And I'm alright with that.
I don't really know I'm just giving her a key to get back in and the "don't get pregnant speech" and leaving it at that.
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
I have pictures of you scratching against the sliding glass door on your knees screaming how you felt like a lamb.
this is what happens when you pick a roommate a year in advance.. she ends up hating you for hooking up with for of her extended family members
Sunrise bitch. You owe me waffles
I'm sorry but if you can't drink a bottle of wine without a glass, I do not think we can be friends.
I should rephrase... I'm trying to not sit on other peoples faces besides my boyfriends.
i think we watched the dark knight rises after you left but i might have passed out through most of it. I remember crying at the end though. sad tears then happy tears.
I have fence marks all over my body
THEYRE FUCKING GOLD
Are you talking about the color of my tits or the quality of my nudes cause both are
The impromptu 'dance party' was just three white dudes flailing arrhythmically in the kitchen in absolute silence. Stone cold sober.
This is why you arnt allowed in pet stores
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