He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
Is it sad I memorized the exact change required for a #7 at Wendy's?
I told him he can't put it there till we're exclusive. That's totally The Relationship Hole.
I really love her but I don't think I can go the rest of my life without anal.
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I didn't cheat on him. Cheating means finding out. I made sure he was at work first. After the guy left I got shitfaced just so nothing seemed out of the ordinary when he came home.
Girl just texted me a pic of her boobs with the caption "don't think I'm a whore"
I kinda wish he had even a slight idea of the sex I'm planning for his departure. I'm literally studying for it.
high in an attic. pig roast in 10.
He taped the number 420 over all of his clocks
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I'm trying to find candidates for my winter break hook up. I'm going to hold auditions thanksgiving break.
I had to break up with him he didn't understand my priorities. I'm sorry but Saturday nights are for pot and Doctor Who. I'm not going to change who I am.
I'm facebook/twitter stalking the guy I just slept with as he's passed out next to me. What a time to be alive...
He kept squeezing my butt and telling me how smart I was
This wouldn't be the first time my boss has seen me topless
My body isnt used to all this fresh air, sun and booze....ok well maybe just the fresh air and sun...its used to the booze.
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