Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
there is no way he can be that small
look on the bright side he'll over comepensate
wait, do i give off the impression that i DON'T want girls to show me their boobs if i video chat with them?
We agreed to not shave eyebrows when someone is passed out. douchebag.
He said he wants to make an itinerary for the sex we'll have when I come home.
Oh so it was one of those "I shouldn't have gotten in a cab with a random 21 year old girl" kinda nights.
And dont tell me its his job to cockblock me just because he's my boyfriend.
He's a Shit stain on my heart
We knew it was a good time to leave when you spilt the salsa on the ground and were trying to put it back in the jar with your hands
Stoned in a petco on a Saturday. I figured out that ferrets can eat themselves out. Just picture it. Never leaving.
Hows cali? I thought of you as I shaved 1/4 of my legs last night.
Why the fuck is he under my phone as Papi Chulo?
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
Stoned stonnnnnnned on the raaaaange
you said, "I wonder what your mum is doing right now." in the middle of sex, of course I threw up on you.
Randomize
