i just remebered what i did last night, i asked a homeless man on a bike "hey whatcha doin with that bike, wanna make 5 bucks?" he agreed and then rode me on his handle bars a block away to the next bar.
The brown eye won't let me do that either.
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
It was a group decision to take your pants off. Took a solid 10 minutes. No more skinny jeans while drinking.
My vagina bone hurts from grinding on that dude so hard.
I'll come hang out with you guys later, but right now my parents aren't home and I have to take full advantage of being able to watch porn on full blast.
What I'm saying is DOWNGRADE. Like, do you see the caps lock?
She brought over her portable harddrive and we dueled with porn. This relationship is too beautiful to last.
im just going to make a prayer circle of top ramen packets and cheap beer
Please tell me how the stripper got back to Sarah's from the trailer park
He said he would get me a helmet and bedazzle it with my name and address so the cabs would know where to take me
All I remember is being in the middle of the road puking and my bestfriend cheering me on from the passenger seat...
I deleted your number after I found out you gave my brother head for drugs.
That man fucks like a champ. The sex was so good I did him again in the morning just to be sure
I apparently sent an offer letter to, and then subsequently onboarded, the wrong candidate. How's your Monday?
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