I changed my mind about Tim Gunn. I like him now. Mostly because he said someone's dress looks like a gay t-rex. Or something.
I found the orange juice, it was hiding in the vodka...trickster.
haha i think we're both just down to be fuck buddies..but i do have a hickey and a bit of a big lip and fucking burns on my knees..note to self hooking up on a golf course is NOT that exciting
So I got a little fucked up on the punch, and made out with the family friend. Which is apparently morally reprehensible. I don't get that.
Accidentally just signed something at work 'lotus flower' I need to keep my stripper life separate from real life.
Currently flirting with a 57 year old. Why do i do this
the welcome home hickey he left on my boob is really gunna put a damper on the rest of my thanksgiving hook up plans with the rest of my ex's
I'm the brains and you're the boobs of this operation.
We're both great liars, in committed relationships, and horny. Its the perfect storm of cheating
AND I HAVE A NICE COCK! A STRIPPER TOLD ME SO IT MUST BE TRUE!
For the first time in my life, I still have money by the next payday. Who is this responsible person and what have they done with the real me?
I cant believe you made me read bad furry sexts
Can't we just go back to fucking and having your boyfriend think you're completely straight?
he told me his feelings for me AFTER sex, so that means he meant it right?
my goldfish that i got the day i lost my virginity just died. im terrified as to what this symbolically means for my sex life
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