Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
I just found a frying pan...in my bed.
Is making out on a toilet while he is sitting down and pissing weird? cause that's what happened last night
Please don't be alarmed by the blood on my arms and phone in the morning. It's not mine.
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Well that's the first time I've woken up with wet jorts
Dude, he threw a pool chair off of an 8 story building. It was a successful night I'd say.
were facing impending death from north korea and were sitting here snorting tylenol to get high.....where did our lives go wrong?
Just sucked some sandy dick on a boardwalk & now I'm at a family reunion hbu
you got in a fight with your imaginary friend last night when he didn't catch you after a surprise trust fall
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I'm pretty sure that the bartender arranged a marriage for me last night. Sounds like a legit birthday present to me.
I need to wash the frat house off of me
FOUND MY PANTIES COMINY JOME
75% of the time I swipe right on Bumble for girls over 40 is because I think their 18 year old daughter is hot.
The lady at the front desk wished you a happy hangover.
I'm gonna go take a shower so I can cleanly change into my drinking underwear.
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