What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
how do u look a man in the eye when u own both his daughters V-Cards?
I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
smoking weed is really the only logical conclusion to hangovers
It's not just about fucking anymore... We decided we're actually in like now..
If there is a god, you will have pink eye tomorrow.
You walked in, sat down, looked at the waiter and said, "I'm only having deserts and liquor."
as much as i want to say no i cant cause i need the trophy wife training
Guy just came in wearing only shorts, on his hand was written - my name is ... Call ... And tell them where i am, thanx - in permanent marker, ordered his favorite dish, and left w/out touching it. It's snowing outside.
Milk that cash cow for all the shots she's worth
Please call us Steph is okay but missing phone wallet tooth
The selfie stick gets 5 stars bc it really added a fun element to my sex tape
And no one can masturbate with the sound of Bernie's voice in the background
I should've negotiated that before I sat on his face.
he's figured out my code; what are you doing = I haven't found a better dick yet
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