Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
You were in the bathroom for two hours practicing "Revenge Faces".
you told the cop you blew a .08 because you ate poppy seeds
Can you imagine it being physically possible any other way unless the cows are unnaturally flexible
I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
There is a girl on the metro with no shoes and she's using a Crown Royal bag as a purse.
Oh, I forgot to ask if u have any idea what happened to the back of my ear and if u were present when I almost fell off the roof...
Don't worry I drank 7 more beers & brought home a guy that bit me at the bar.
Also, I threw up on the playground again. I've honestly had more fun there this past summer than I did in my entire childhood.
He tricked me into going on a double date with him, I don't like that he's not using me for just sex anymore
He pissed on a police station. Then expected to not be arrested. Sounds accurate.
No one ever gets any after sleeping with her. She is like the broken mirror of hookups, enjoy 7 years of blue ball. Don't say I didn't warn you
I just spent 20 mins in the shower washing n rewashing my body to get rid of stripper. I even loofa'd my face.
I just sent a bad sext to my sister. There's not even a way to damage control this, is there?
He called yelling about whhhhhhiskey and enchiladas I heard sirens in the background last time I talked to him b
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