is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
Lauren she was gnawing on a dresser. Gnawing. On. A. Dresser.
can you come back were all locked out and alyssia's still inside passed out on the floor but more importantly i left a beer in there that's not finished
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Just spent the last 5 minutes laughing at my epipen. i think i'm too high.
he's just a really huge penis that sells weed
It's all fun and games until you throw up hot cheetos in your drawer.
I told him to keep his feelings in his pants because they're annoying and to just fuck me.
I had a dream last night you were Aladdin. I think due to me watching 6 hours of Disney movies and the fact you told me you were wearing a vest.
Dreams are coming true for both of us.
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This guy at the airport was telling me 3/4 dudes in his group got rufied at some strip club. One guy woke up in the hospital, another found himself in a random parking garage, the other got back to the room and they all shit their pants. Go Vegas.
I'd google it, but I don't really want my search history to say, "Name for masturbating on a flight."
I believe the question is can one ever have too many vibrators?
Swiping left on your brother's Tinder account is possibly the worst way to learn he broke up with his girlfriend.
I’m honestly just flattered that you think I could make PornHub’s Top 10.
Last night I was the DD and was trying to drop off some chick I didn't know at her place. The closest thing to an address I got was "where the goldfish go."
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