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Pretty much knew it was gonna be awful when the extra condoms she had from her ex were entirely too big for my dick
Cumming on a girls face is guy code for you're not wife material.
Solid teamwork gives us a good shout of both bringing home trophy cougs
He never gives up. He's like the fucking little engine that could of hook ups
We shaved off his eyebrows I'm pretty sure his fiance will be thrilled at the wedding
And then you asked me why my legs were so thick and started measuring them with a ruler
I let a blind guy feel me up. All he kept saying was "oh fuck yeah!"
I believe the question is can one ever have too many vibrators?
Is it weird that I only look up my ex on Twitter when I take a shit? May have conditioned myself to associate him with shit
Had to lock my cat in the bathroom so I could masturbate in peace.
it was all good until mid make out when he announced 'i just came'. ...he wasn't joking.
She told us she had powers and that eating tree bark cures the shits.
I always know im high when I can't remember how to pee.
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