she sounds like chewbacca in bed
there's chicken and sequins in our bathroom sink. part of me almost wants to know what happened
i knew i liked her after she chugged tequila, fell down the stairs and said "oh dont worry i knew it'd be faster this way"
when i grow up i'm putting garbage disposals in all showers of my house so when you vomit in the shower its easy clean up
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Please check on her. She announced that Thursday she'd open herself to any veteran so as to thank them for their service. "my services for your service" and left the bar with three numbers.
she called for a booty call so i sent mike as my stunt double
I JUST SAW A SIGN LANGUAGE CATFIGHT
When a girl says " I never would have come over if I knew I was getting kicked out at 7am." the correct response isn't "but think of how responsible you're being."
I'm not mad at you for letting me use my air mattress as a toilet, i'm mad at you for letting me lay back down on it.
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Is there a special protocol when the stripper has a Boba Fett tattoo?
Eating a grilled cheese at a strip club... good idea??
the only joy I get out of her anymore is hitting on her friends and ignoring her. it's chaos for them. like shaking a slutty ant farm
You were in no condition to manage a 3-way.
quit whining, rub some dirt on it, and lets get out there
its my penis
i out mim tonsoeep
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