physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
You should come over. I am making a celebratory I got laid by a huge penis cake.
he literaly had industrial grade plastic underneth his blankets
my cabbie only has one arm...this can't be safe
Haha im Trying. This detox stuff tastes nasty. It's bad when the only thing that came to mind when i took the first sip was how good it would be with Vodka
Ironically her ferret's toys look like her sex toys.....this is a whole new level of kinky for me
the higher we get, the more he looks like ray charles.
I told him i wanted to be exclusively cheating with him
I think "banned from Amtrak due to excessive projectile vomiting" would sum up the evening quite nicely.
thanks so much for stopping me from telling him i want to have sex with him while i proceeded to hookup with the air.
Dude.. full face helmets and hangovers do not mix... I am never going to get rid of the smell of puke.
All i really remember is meeting this guy dressed as jesus and i kept taking his wine and saying "the body of christ!"
I also woke up in my friends room to 3 girls and a naked boy on the floor but thats besides the point
Doing laundry. My jeans from last night smell like chicken wings and motor oil.
Drunk Sam makes promises that Sober Sam can't keep
but seriously, an anthropology paper shouldn't be hard if you're trashed, right?
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