Just saw a car with license plate GYPSYS that was full of gypsies
She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
I just googled "semen solvent" and got nothing. there has to be something that will wash this shit off!
I see a marketing opportunity
just took my abortion antibiotic with my martini. i no longer wonder how i got into this situation.
We can smell you smoking weed from downstairs and your little brother is asking why the upstairs smells like gasoline. Please smoke in the basement. XOXO dad.
Throw up on the ground, people dancing to loud Bollywood music, seats literally missing. Fuck I hate public transit
She told me that as long as she kept starring at the freckle on her arm she wouldnt throw up
We found him sitting in a beach chair in the basement storage room passed out. Idk if we should move him or pass the bowl around.
I was wondering, is there any way to hook up a lawn hose to a keg?
I could see myself being this awkward weirdo drunk girl that patted strangers and danced terribly but was powerless to stop it
When confronted with a choice of going home or fucking the band ALWAYS FUCK THE BAND!!
ITS THE CIIIIIIRCLE OF SLUUUUUUUTS
It's only considered alcoholism if you're drinking from something other than a cup....right?
Um I got a ride home from the bar with two random boys and one tried to bang me on my parents riding mower
Third time this week I've caught co workers dry humping. Quarantine really changes people's priorities.
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