Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
youve choked your chicken with your arm asleep and acted like it was some1 else right?
Hurry up I might actually study if I am left alone
I made a game called come to class high and eat nachos.
she got the salsa and pickles out of the fridge looked at me and said what can i make with this
I think you have the right to know, the water bottle you drank out of the other night is the bottle we use to catch what drips from the toilet. Love you!
Can an epipen be used as a tranquilizer ?
He has pizza coupons and a hammer next to his toilet.
You know it was a good night when you're lying on the couch in your pjs at 4pm having a pitcher of ice water for breakfast.
This is the guy I made out with and it made me think of my dad. Let's never talk about it again.
Yeah to go race car driving with a 54 yr old gastroenterologist. I really wish you'd come to have that drink with me Wednesday
I just thought about how many drinks I had last night and threw up.
man sorry about that. It's like god was willing me to be an asshole. I haven't filled my quota for the day
he drank half a bottle of bushmills, stood up to pee over the side, pissed his pants, sat in the puddle on the deck, told me my life goals were stupid and impossible, and wouldn't leave until 5am. by the time I got up at 8 I had 4 texts and 2 fb messages from him. AND HE STILL THINKS IT WENT WELL
Why do so many fanfic writers want to see hockey players get pregnant?
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