I don't understand why some guys want to have a huge conversation while standing at the urinal with cock in hand...
you should just get pregnant. that way you don't need to decide on a career.
You look at her and you just know the only action she's gotten is from her tampon..
Getting a high five from your dog when you're stoned is one the greatest rewards of being a pet owner.
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drunk pissing on my closed toilet lid is actually quite a sobering experience
So I'm pretty sure I fucked the dept of homeland security guy on my kitchen table. No recollection of it, but there are signs.
I know i should have focused more on what you were saying in the text rather than the fact you spelt "suicidal" wrong
they night at the roxbarryed us. came out of nowhere,bought us shots, and then the big one licked my hand? we got out of that noise.
I got stoned in my snow covered car and pretended I was burried alive
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After everything you did, you followed it with "Oh God, that's something a high person would do. But I'm not high." So yeah, you're not getting near my stash again.
To confirm, you are a grown ass man and you just asked me what her vag looked like.
"Let's do body shots off the freshmen" is officially the worst thing I've ever said.
I know I'm not a hook-up kind of chick but he is a firefighter & an EMS worker. I felt like maybe I'd be a good person if I let a good person inside of me
Well my parents know I get medical Cannabis they saw me on the news at the dispensary
You poured a bottle of water into the salad bowl and said "bowls are a joke" and then poured it into your lap.
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