i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
So random guy from last night came over tonight. I told myself I wasn't going to sleep with him but he had some killer dirty talk and a big penis in his arsenal...what was I supposed to do? Supposedly he lost his virginity to his wife and since their divorce a year ago I'm the 1st girl he's slept with, I feel like I just re-took his virginity...I feel like a rockstar.
Walk of shame... his parents made me go to church with them first. in my club top sweat pants and slippers. i just slapped god in the face
vegan vag taste different. and not a good different
I don't understand how anyone could look at him and think, 'Yeah, that's a good idea.'
Dude, all I remember was you grabbing random girls, yelling "It's a rap video!" and pouring high-life on them.
i looked at my phone and realized all i had said to her the entire night was misspelled variations of "NOTHING IS THE SAME" over and over. she eventually stopped replying.
If I get laid dressed as one of the McPoyle twins, I deserve all the medals.
yeah she's crazy. she fought a possum in my alley because it was "being a cagey little cunt"
I'm not gonna lie. I'm a little scared.
Good. The Jell-O shots look great.
You have no concept of how high I am, do you?
I'm not sure. I have to find the Greeks I was with last night and see if they can explain to me why I can't hear out of my right ear and why I look like I got the shit kicked out of me
I am luring the porn star to my house with chicken!
Well I typed "penicillin a" into the search engine and before I could finish "penicillin and drinking" popped up. Google knows me too well.
we had to take 10 shots sometime before midnight, then 11 shots between midnight and 1. so yes its gonna be a rough day.
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